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| Also, they didn't even park within the lines! |
I REGULARLY FIND a scene like the one pictured here in my apartment parking garage: some inconsiderate jerk parked in a handicapped parking space without a proper permit. And without fail, it is ALWAYS a high-end vehicle, whether the Porsche Cayenne shown here, or a Lincoln SUV, or in one instance, a HUMMER.
I loathe these people. I always take photos and send them to apartment management, who assure me they will address the issue. I'm not convinced they will.
The temptation to take matters into my own hands is overcome only by the fact a security camera is very close by. Apparently the camera is not used to enforce handicapped parking, but it would probably be referenced should I, say, smash out their windows or slash their tires. While extreme, I think this is an entirely appropriate response to, you know, DENYING PEOPLE WITH LIMITED MOBILITY ACCESS TO A SPACE RESERVED FOR THEM.
While trying to find a better way to shame these insufferable a-holes, I came across this free app, which would be great if I owned a smart-phone. I will continue to fight the good fight as the AMLI Lindbergh Luxury Apartments* last defender of handicapped access parking spaces.
Any advice you all have to offer on how I can vandalize their vehicles and get away with it would be most appreciated.**
*They're not really luxury apartments. They are nice though. Except when they're being shot at.
**For the record, I would never commit the crime of vandalism because vigilante retaliation is wrong.
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