Sunday, February 3, 2013

Stupid Ol' Sunday

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I DON'T WANT to write about the Super Bowl. I don't care.  I didn't watch either of the previous two on account of working the overnight shift and being asleep during game time, and I won't watch this year for the same reason.

I don't watch the commercials any more either, because WHO CARES. There hasn't been a great Super Bowl ad in years, and what we do get are just more of the same formulaic examples of how absurd advertising and consumerism have become and BLAH BLAH BLAH.

I don't care who wins. Apart from the fact that the greatest University of Nevada player of all time is now the quarterback for the San Francisco 49ers, I will be very unhappy to see those scum win another Vince Lombardi trophy. I don't care about the Baltimore Ravens. They can win, fine, great, if not, whatever, YADDA YADDA YADDA.

I think about 80 percent of my real apathy toward the game is the fact that I live alone and work all the time, so I miss out on the social aspect of gathering to enjoy awesome junk food and watch a seven-hour pre-game show followed by 60 minutes of football (which will contain, on average, just 12 minutes of actual on-field playing action) sandwiched by about 30 minutes of boring commercials and yet another lame half-time act. YAWN

NOW GET OFF MY LAWN


WATCH THIS
Former New York Mayor Ed Koch died Friday. The New York Times did his “video obituary” in 2007 and held it until his death. It’s fascinating.


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TODAY'S SEMI-OBSCURE MOMENT IN HISTORY
On February 3, 1917, the U.S. cut off diplomatic relations with Germany because of the latter’s policy of blowing up things with submarines. That of course ultimately led to America’s involvement in World War I, known at that time as the Great War because wars used to have better marketing departments.