Adele is sad 'cause she got dumped.
"Weird Al" is alone at the self-service pump.
Linkin Park laments that you are dead.
Elvis has a lonely bed.
Sinatra says you're ugly, girl.
Ol' Roy is crying to the world.
AC/DC's love song really rocks.
Nirvana has a heart-shaped box.
But as for me, I'm here at home,
As always on this day alone;
Longing for love that could be mine,
Though this girl says she's my Valentine.